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how much punch it packs

Maybe sex stunk because someone seemed to think trying to lick your eyeball was sexy, while you felt like they were coming at you with some kind of cannibal agenda they'd clearly kept hidden until now. For every single time one of you moved one way, the other guessed wrong and moved the same way, so all you both got out of sex was bumps on your head and a shiny new tube of Neosporin for where your lip got split by their earring. Your little sister walked in on you, or you shot a condom across the room while trying to get it on and your unstoppable laughter kept you from getting back into your sexy. anal sex toys "Be who you are and say what you feel cuz those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."thats my favorite quoteit really helped me a lot cuz i used to be super self consious and shy and had zero self confidence. I'm still a little of each of those but i've gotten so much better since last year. That quote really opened up cheap sex